The Extra-Thorny Rose

pivitol-nightmare:

BLESS THIS POST!

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tinybro:

#Norse Humor

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effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Portal.

you shoot holes at walls and jump through them to solve hard-ass puzzles.

Assassin’s Creed

You have to kill old fat guys and beggars get you killed. Also you die when you touch water.

BioShock

You run around as a junkie in a sweater vest who snaps puppies necks when people asks him to politely.  You’re also late for the New Year’s Eve party. 

Diablo 3

You’re this wannabe hero killing helpless creatures so you can stop a spanish demon and his bros.

duckytier:

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pooksfoodporn:

POKEMON “GEN 0”

• -Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)

• -Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet

• -Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.

• >Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them

• >After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V

• >No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When you’re all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.

• by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of

THE END

Actually a really good idea oh god what

(Also the versions are “Sepia” and “Monochrome”)

i reblog this everytime it shows up

because i wish it was a thing

oh my god

this would be awesome

this needs to be real

plz

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Yes, thank you

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